Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Greeting Card

It's quite underrated being alive and for all those people moaning about a dodgy hip thinning hair it's quite good that they're reminded this. Birthdays are for celebration, they can worry about loss of bladder control another day. A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an old smiling man sat at a desk. White text above reads Cheer up! You're not dead yet.